May 31, 2005
Star Ocean Episode 6
Before I go into my thoughts on this episode tonight, I’d like to say my thanks for all that have served in the defense of our nation. You are the true heroes. Without you, there would be no America. The fate of the free world rested on your shoulders. You and your brethren fell in battle so that a simple Chinese-American and many like him could enjoy peace and prosperity. And today your descendants continue to fight for what is right. There would be no Token Asian blogging about anime if it was not for your sacrifice. Not all people have forgotten the true meaning of Memorial Day.
On a dark night, there are cattle grazing in a pasture. Then a mysterious creature attacks our bovine friends. The next day, we see our three heroes traveling on the road. They discuss how they plan to go to the port town of Herlie in order to reach the continent of Lacour. Celine says that there’s a university there that might have the ability to do a translation of the texts. Some peasants up ahead ask Claude is he’s a swordsman. They drag our three heroes into a cave, saying a swordsman had gone in to defeat an evil monster that had been eating their cows but he hasn’t come out yet. Their intention is to have our heroes aid their warrior. Claude says they can’t ignore people in trouble, to which Celine responds by saying to herself that he’s such a nice person… one wonders what’s on her mind. Rena and Celine theorize that this monster must be large if it can eat cows. They see a two-headed dragon engaged in combat with a swordsman, who introduces himself as Ashton Anchors, who rejects their help.
Unfortunately, he trips and falls… there is suddenly a bright light and the dragons are gone. Ashton believes they ran off in fear, but sees everyone staring at his back. To his surprise, the monstrous two-headed dragon is now stuck on his back (shrunken to a smaller size, of course). He claims it was their fault since they distracted him from the fight. To Rena’s surprise, the dragons seems to be completely merged to his back and her magic is of no use, and neither is Celine’s. Ashton laments his luck as it always seems to be bad and how he has no friends. Rena says he now has two dragons as friends, but Ashton rejects that idea and says that the three heroes must take responsibility for it.
Celine then remembers that there could be a solution in a book she once read, for it said that the “Tears of the Mountain King” could remove a curse of dragons. She also theorizes that it might be located at the Mountain Palace on this continent. Ashton says they must go to this place. Meanwhile, Rena is cuddling the dragons and feeding them cake. She names one of them “Gyoro” because it has wide open and defiant eyes and the other “Ururun” because of its teary eyes (don’t ask me why, I never studied Japanese formally since it is generally forbidden among Chinese-Americans). Rena thinks these dragons are cute though Ashton says they’re evil creatures that attack cows, even though Rena “translates” that they are innocent.
When they stop for a break on their journey (cookies included), the two dragons pull Ashton off to a cliff. The dragons then proceed to do battle with a giant bug. Unfortunately, the cliff then breaks under their weight. Ashton is then all alone and thinks that everyone has left him. He moans about being trapped with evil creatures and the two dragons telepathically respond by saying they’re not evil, though Ashton doesn’t realize it. Meanwhile, the other three party members are tracking them down. Rena runs ahead and sees a tree with giant bugs and cattle carcasses. So apparently, it was these giant bugs (really lame giant bees) that ate the cows, not the dragons. Claude leaps into combat while Celine cowers… but they are hopelessly outnumbered. Elsewhere, the dragons hear the fight and demand to get a piece of the action. Ashton declines, so they bite him on the posterior and force him to help. The dragons flame the bugs and Ashton also uses his swords to fight with some amazing moves. Claude also helps finish off the final “boss” bug. In the aftermath, they also notice an evil stone among the bugs, like the one Alen had. Oddly, Ashton has no recollection of what happened. In any case, they have solved the problems of the peasants and their cattle. They then bid farewell to Ashton. He takes out a leftover cookie and thinks about his new friends. However, he realizes that it is wrong for them to leave him alone, so he tags along with our other heroes. In the reverse of “Survivor,” we’ve added a new party member in this episode. Hey, it is Ashton we’re talking about…
On a side note, any yaoi fantasy with Ashton makes absolutely no sense. There’s no such thing as intimacy with two dragons butting in all the time. It does seem to be all “ClaudexDias” these days anyway.